Mall Relics Makes You Two Offers You Can’t Refuse

Welcome to Mall Relics — the internet’s abandoned mall. A place where weird meets wonderful, where nostalgia drips from the ceiling tiles, and where independent creators, collectors, and curators come together under one haunted neon roof.

Today, we’ve got two exclusive offers for the right kind of people — bold creators and curious customers alike. If that’s you, stick around. These are offers you can’t refuse.

Got a Brand or Product? Get Featured on Mall Relics via Awin

Are you an indie label, small business, artist, maker, or entrepreneur with something to sell — be it merch, gear, clothes, games, collectibles, or just something unique? We want to feature you.

We’ve partnered with Awin, one of the top affiliate networks in the world. Through Awin, you can list your brand as a partner, and once you’ve done that, you can apply to become part of the Mall Relics affiliate roster.

How It Works (Step-by-Step)

1. Sign up as an Advertiser on Awin.com

• Choose “Advertiser” when creating your account.

• It’s ideal for product-based brands (physical or digital).

2. Go through their quick application process

• Awin may ask for a small joining fee (around $30 USD), but this is usually refundable once you’re approved.

• You’ll set your own commission rate (usually 5–20% of each sale driven by affiliates like us).

3. Once you’re approved, search for “Mall Relics” in the Awin platform.

• Apply to our program, and we’ll accept you.

• From there, we’ll start featuring your products across our platforms — blog, Instagram, site, and more.

Why Join?

• Niche exposure to an alt audience that loves retro, weird, synthwave, ambient horror, and anything vibey.

• Organic placement — we don’t do boring banners. We build curated pages, blog features, carousels, and custom promo designs.

• Creative collaboration — we may even write a whole blog post about your product line or pair it with one of our soundscapes.

Cost to you?

Aside from the one-time Awin fee (often refunded), there’s no cost.

You only pay commission when a sale is made. No sale = no charge.

Bought Something from Mall Relics? We Wanna Feature You.

Love what you got? Tell us about it — and we’ll share your testimonial on Mall Relics.

Whether you picked up a t-shirt, digital print, soundtrack, or relic from the past, we want to hear your thoughts. If you send us a short testimonial — even just a few sentences — we’ll feature it on our site and possibly even on our blog and social media.

What We Need:

• Your honest testimonial

• A photo of you with the product (optional but awesome)

• Your social media handle or website (if you want a shoutout)

Where Will It Appear?

We’re building a Testimonial Wall that will showcase real customers and their feedback. Each post will include:

• Your name (or alias)

• Your quote

• A link to your social or site (optional)

• A little Mall Relics design flair

We may also include standout testimonials in blog posts or themed story highlights on Instagram.

This Is Bigger Than Just a Store

Mall Relics is more than an affiliate site. It’s a living art project, a weird archive, and a platform for creators and collectors who don’t fit in anywhere else. Whether you’re building a brand or just buying a t-shirt, we’re glad you’re part of it.

So if you’ve got something to sell — or something to say — this is your moment.

These are offers you can’t refuse.

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